Apparently the Hains dug up all sorts of dirt on Ms. M and it looked like she was going away for a long while. So she decided to break out. Easier said than done! The Hain’s have been working for the Government since the Civil War. They’ve been magic proofing all sorts of things. Government buildings, jails, prisons, cop’s badges, the works!! So Mags couldn’t just teleport out of the place, but she had a plan!
She seduced a guard in the jail, and one night the two of them snuck back into the laundry room. Well as soon as he had is anti magic badge off and tried to jam his tongue down her throat, WAMMY! Mags knocked him out and laid a few spells on him. Then she walked over to the laundry hamper and stood in it. If there’s one type of spell Mags knows its turning people into clothing. So Poof! Mags turned herself into a bra and waited for the laundry to be taken out. Fortunately this jail sends out for their laundry. I intercepted the van and dug Maggie out of the pile of clothing. No easy task by the way. A quick counter spell and she was back to normal.
She did grab a few other bits of clothing from the pile too. Other convicts that she promised to take with her when she escaped. She failed to mention that they would wind up in her panty drawer and not on the street, oh well.
The Guard? Well he, er she’s serving 15 to 25 in Mag’s place! He looks pretty good as a southern belle with a white stripe in her hair. A few vocal impairments have kept him from spoiling the plan. At least he should enjoy the shower in the women’s prison.
Anyway the big reason that I haven’t been able to keep up with these blogs was that for the last few weeks I’ve been packing up Mag’s stuff and selling her house. If she’s gonna be in prison she can’t also live in the same place! And to top that off once I got her we’ve gone on a little road trip. Mags has been cooped up for a couple of months she wants to get away from it all. She packed light, Maggie plans on picking up new clothing on the way.
So, we piled into my gremlin (with its wonderful hood ornament) and we’re off to see this wild open country. So keep a look out, maybe we’ll visit your town!