Victims of Fashion

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Aftermath

New Years Eve is an excuse for the whole world to party and I love parties. Sometimes I love them a little too much.

Being a witch does not make you immune to hangovers.

I woke up with my brain trying its best to escape from my head. I groped around and discovered a warm lump next to me in bed.

Now I'm no prude but there are many things and people that I would rather not do. I held my breath and flipped back the blankets expecting the worse. But instead of Quasimodo or even Brad Pitt I found a huge pile of lacy under garments.

I stared at it for a while. Its heat could only mean that all of these panties, bras, slips, knickers, and stockings had to each have been a person not too long ago. I searched my pounding mind trying to remember who they might have been, but I simply came up blank.

"I hope Circe's not in here. Or, I'm going to be in the dog house.... literally." I then decided not to care and passed out again.

3 Comments:

  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger M said…

    Tch, tch...always, always drink lots of water when you're having a good amount of alcohol! It might not sober you up, but it'll insulate you against your head falling off in the morning.

     
  • At 7:07 AM, Blogger JMD1961 said…

    Never drink and spellcast.

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger Bart said…

    A prairie oyster would clear that right up.

     

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