Aftermath
New Years Eve is an excuse for the whole world to party and I love parties. Sometimes I love them a little too much.
Being a witch does not make you immune to hangovers.
I woke up with my brain trying its best to escape from my head. I groped around and discovered a warm lump next to me in bed.
Now I'm no prude but there are many things and people that I would rather not do. I held my breath and flipped back the blankets expecting the worse. But instead of Quasimodo or even Brad Pitt I found a huge pile of lacy under garments.
I stared at it for a while. Its heat could only mean that all of these panties, bras, slips, knickers, and stockings had to each have been a person not too long ago. I searched my pounding mind trying to remember who they might have been, but I simply came up blank.
"I hope Circe's not in here. Or, I'm going to be in the dog house.... literally." I then decided not to care and passed out again.
Being a witch does not make you immune to hangovers.
I woke up with my brain trying its best to escape from my head. I groped around and discovered a warm lump next to me in bed.
Now I'm no prude but there are many things and people that I would rather not do. I held my breath and flipped back the blankets expecting the worse. But instead of Quasimodo or even Brad Pitt I found a huge pile of lacy under garments.
I stared at it for a while. Its heat could only mean that all of these panties, bras, slips, knickers, and stockings had to each have been a person not too long ago. I searched my pounding mind trying to remember who they might have been, but I simply came up blank.
"I hope Circe's not in here. Or, I'm going to be in the dog house.... literally." I then decided not to care and passed out again.


3 Comments:
At 3:21 PM,
M said…
Tch, tch...always, always drink lots of water when you're having a good amount of alcohol! It might not sober you up, but it'll insulate you against your head falling off in the morning.
At 7:07 AM,
JMD1961 said…
Never drink and spellcast.
At 3:09 PM,
Bart said…
A prairie oyster would clear that right up.
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