Ez's New Bling

It had been a long day and I just turned on the radio to some nice jazz and took my shoes off to relax when Ez burst through the door. She was obviously excited, and was practically bouncing with energy. And with her figure it was all too easy to bounce. I was tempted to simply turn her into a lap blanket so I could ignore her, but instead I decided to listen to what she wanted to say.

“I did it! I did it!” She almost squealed.

“Did, what?” Not a blanket, soft slippers would be better.

“I finally managed to turn someone into something else! See?” she then posed for me. I looked at her outfit trying to find an indication of change. The phantom eyes that only magic can see, a mystic glow, or simply the shape of a person apparent in the item. But her out fit was so, Ahem, eclectic that I couldn’t recognize a thing.

Maybe a foot stool.

She then tapped her ears and the shook the bangles hanging from them. “See? I looked up that gang of bitchy girls that made my life suck in high school! Yeah, I was fat and had zits and actually got good grades but that was no reason for the five of them to treat me that way!”

I squinted at her ears and counted the ornaments hanging there. I got up to two. “I thought you said there were five of them.”

I could make her into a nice cup of tea.

“Oh, they’re here!” she said and then yanked up her shirt. Now I’m not adverse to the female body but I need to be in the mood so I was rather taken aback by the sight of her two oversized bosoms bobbing in front of me. “Nipple rings!”

And indeed there were two female shaped golden baubles hanging from her nipples. I’ve been around for a long time and seen a lot of things and I never understood the need to adorn some parts of the human body. I guess I’m just more into clothing than, well, pain.

It was interesting to note that Ez was developing an anthropomorphic style, that is the people she changes keep their basic human shape. It’s an interesting style but not very good for clothing. I’ve never used it myself.

“Well I still only count four, and I don’t see anything in your belly button.”

I could use a pillow right now.

She lowered her shirt and blushed a bit, ”Well the last one was the ring leader of the bunch and I, um, sorta put her lower.” She lightly touched her pants right between her legs. “Wanna see?”

“Um, no, that’s okay, I believe you.”

“Cool! Tomorrow I’m gonna find that dumb jock who got me to do all his homework for him and wouldn’t even speak to me in public.” She grabbed the television remote and turned on the set to one of her stupid cartoon shows. “Yeah I think I’ll turn him into a, YERP!”

I reached over and picked up the remote to turn off the talking milkshake. I then picked up the new massage roller that was surrounded by five pieces of woman shaped jewelry. I looked at Ez in her new form, the handle defiantly looked like her, with her head at one end and the twin rollers on either side of her feet. As I ran her up and down my legs and back I thought to myself that this might be a fun style to try out.