An Ugly Head Rears

Sorry I missed a week I’ve been busy.

After the episode in the Coffee shop I decided to keep an eye on Ez and her “Friend”. I cast a scrying eye spell on her so that I could watch her if I wanted too. (I recommend that to anyone with an apprentice.) Mind you I don’t watch her at all times, but its still a good idea to keep tabs on up and coming spell casters.

She met up with her friend at the mall and spent the day shopping for clothing. Apparently her friend didn’t have many clothes fit for a young lady. By this time it was pretty clear that Ez had some how managed to turn her Boyfriend into a Girlfriend, and was not able to undo the spell yet. Further more she didn’t trust me enough to ask for help.

I’m not the mad spell thrower that everyone thinks I am, I do have self control. I don’t just turn anyone into clothing. Well not everyone. But I wouldn’t change Ez’s Beau into a set of undergarments just for the heck of it. Nor would I turn her back into a man. Ez made the mistake, and it’s up to her to fix it, or to learn to live with it.

I continued to watch them as the left the mall and wandered into the parking deck. Terry, Ez’s friend was still wining about having to wear “Girl Clothes”. Men are such babies!

Terry: Why not pants? Pants are good, girls wear pants too.

Ez: You look good in a skirt. You have nice legs. Show em off!

Terry: I don’t want nice legs. I want my scrawny hairy legs back.

Ez: And I’m working on that! At least your Frat isn’t bothering you any more.

Terry: No, I’m surprised they didn’t kick me out after you, you know.

Ez: They won’t, they don’t want me to turn them into something worse!

Terry: So, how much longer do you think we’ll all be girls? I mean, will it be more than a month? Cuz, Um, you know periods and all…

Ez: Oh, Grow up! And I’m not sure I’m changing anyone back other than you, and maybe not even. You are kinda cute like that.

Terry: Huh?

Ez: Wutza matter? Not into girls?

It was at this point things went sour. A group of young men stepped out of the shadows. Their apparent leader walked right up to the two.

Thug: Whoa, Girl on girl action! You’re making me hot!

Ez: Excuse me? Whoa pal you do not want to fuck with me!

Thug: Of course not, I’m not into fatties.

All of the rest of his pack laughed at that, and Ez turned a shade of red I didn’t know was possible.

Ez: Oh! OH! You are… You’re a dead man.

Thug: Shut up and sit down!

He shoved Ez onto the hood of a car and as she sat down on it he snapped his fingers. The scrying eye’s vision blurred as magic interfered with it. As it cleared I saw that Ez was no longer sitting on the hood. She was standing on it, leaning forward, with her arms swept back. She was also metal, chrome, and only 3 inches tall. She had been turned into a hood ornament.

Terry stood there gaping at the now inanimate Ez, the thug walked up to him and waved his hand in her face. Her eyes blanked and stared blindly forward.

Thug: Now, let’s get the cute one back to the house. She’s going to be fun. Aren’t you sweetie?

Terry: Yes

The Goons with Terry piled into the car with Ez on the hood and drove off.

I shut off the eye and sat back in my chair. This wasn’t good. I didn’t know the boy, but I was sure I knew what family he was from. With that nose and that grin, he was a Hain. I had to save Ez.