We're Back!!!
Wow, Ez here, been a long time, huh? Well Maggie’s outta the big house and we’re on the lam!
Apparently the Hains dug up all sorts of dirt on Ms. M and it looked like she was going away for a long while. So she decided to break out. Easier said than done! The Hain’s have been working for the Government since the Civil War. They’ve been magic proofing all sorts of things. Government buildings, jails, prisons, cop’s badges, the works!! So Mags couldn’t just teleport out of the place, but she had a plan!
She seduced a guard in the jail, and one night the two of them snuck back into the laundry room. Well as soon as he had is anti magic badge off and tried to jam his tongue down her throat, WAMMY! Mags knocked him out and laid a few spells on him. Then she walked over to the laundry hamper and stood in it. If there’s one type of spell Mags knows its turning people into clothing. So Poof! Mags turned herself into a bra and waited for the laundry to be taken out. Fortunately this jail sends out for their laundry. I intercepted the van and dug Maggie out of the pile of clothing. No easy task by the way. A quick counter spell and she was back to normal.
She did grab a few other bits of clothing from the pile too. Other convicts that she promised to take with her when she escaped. She failed to mention that they would wind up in her panty drawer and not on the street, oh well.
The Guard? Well he, er she’s serving 15 to 25 in Mag’s place! He looks pretty good as a southern belle with a white stripe in her hair. A few vocal impairments have kept him from spoiling the plan. At least he should enjoy the shower in the women’s prison.
Anyway the big reason that I haven’t been able to keep up with these blogs was that for the last few weeks I’ve been packing up Mag’s stuff and selling her house. If she’s gonna be in prison she can’t also live in the same place! And to top that off once I got her we’ve gone on a little road trip. Mags has been cooped up for a couple of months she wants to get away from it all. She packed light, Maggie plans on picking up new clothing on the way.
So, we piled into my gremlin (with its wonderful hood ornament) and we’re off to see this wild open country. So keep a look out, maybe we’ll visit your town!
Apparently the Hains dug up all sorts of dirt on Ms. M and it looked like she was going away for a long while. So she decided to break out. Easier said than done! The Hain’s have been working for the Government since the Civil War. They’ve been magic proofing all sorts of things. Government buildings, jails, prisons, cop’s badges, the works!! So Mags couldn’t just teleport out of the place, but she had a plan!
She seduced a guard in the jail, and one night the two of them snuck back into the laundry room. Well as soon as he had is anti magic badge off and tried to jam his tongue down her throat, WAMMY! Mags knocked him out and laid a few spells on him. Then she walked over to the laundry hamper and stood in it. If there’s one type of spell Mags knows its turning people into clothing. So Poof! Mags turned herself into a bra and waited for the laundry to be taken out. Fortunately this jail sends out for their laundry. I intercepted the van and dug Maggie out of the pile of clothing. No easy task by the way. A quick counter spell and she was back to normal.
She did grab a few other bits of clothing from the pile too. Other convicts that she promised to take with her when she escaped. She failed to mention that they would wind up in her panty drawer and not on the street, oh well.
The Guard? Well he, er she’s serving 15 to 25 in Mag’s place! He looks pretty good as a southern belle with a white stripe in her hair. A few vocal impairments have kept him from spoiling the plan. At least he should enjoy the shower in the women’s prison.
Anyway the big reason that I haven’t been able to keep up with these blogs was that for the last few weeks I’ve been packing up Mag’s stuff and selling her house. If she’s gonna be in prison she can’t also live in the same place! And to top that off once I got her we’ve gone on a little road trip. Mags has been cooped up for a couple of months she wants to get away from it all. She packed light, Maggie plans on picking up new clothing on the way.
So, we piled into my gremlin (with its wonderful hood ornament) and we’re off to see this wild open country. So keep a look out, maybe we’ll visit your town!
posted by MsMagnolia @ 11:32 AM
10 Comments:
At 12:40 PM,
Cryptic said…
Good to hear EZ. I was getting worried about the two of you. Look me up if you swing through PA.
At 9:53 PM,
Mystery_Wolf said…
FINALLY. You know for a witch and apprentice...it sure looks like you took your time...
then again I wouldn't know anything about magic or magic proof stuff ^^; *wishes he did know* oh well...welcome back you two.
At 5:44 AM,
M said…
Glad to hear you two are doing all right! You should definitely swing by Manhattan; food, entertainment and no shortage of sights to see (magical and mundane). Just watch out for the dragons in the sewers...
At 12:02 AM,
Polk Kitsune said…
Welcome back you two! I was getting really worried something had happened to both of you. ^^; I'd ask if you're coming around, but Canada's a bit far, I beleive. >> Then again, with your magic...
At 9:22 PM,
yami said…
Welcome back,
if your anywhere near the Canadian border be sure to give to good old TO, a visit.
Drop me a line if ya are k ?
At 10:25 PM,
Tom said…
Enjoy your trip!
At 2:57 AM,
Tom said…
One thought does come to mind though... what became of Terry?
At 11:02 AM,
Falbert said…
Glad to find out that you're out of jail. Justice is still only rough-and-ready in some areas of the United States, as it was back when you were a girl, Ms. Magnolia.
While you're looking for places to hide out, may I offer you a summer in Maine? Lots of things to see and do, lovely coastline, and some quite good fashion shopping, in Portland and in Freeport - home of L.L. Bean!
At 4:00 PM,
MysteriousWriter said…
It's been a while now since we last heard from you, at I must say I'm curious on what new items you've picked up and how the trip have been. Or if you're still on it.
PS. If you decide to go for a world trip, be sure to stop by Sweden. There's no snow in the summer.
At 8:14 PM,
Sorceress' pet said…
Hey Ms.Magnolia happy to hear your out of jail, if you want you could stop by my house in Elk Grove, California, look me up my name is Tyler Gunn. Can't wait to see you. Also do you need a new apprentice, slave/sex slave or pair of close I'm open. So just come see me.
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